Friday, 21 June 2013

I FOUND HER


For once, I gave up been too skeptical. I decided to respond to her Mails. I had seen the pictures she sent to me. All of them. Elizabeth is a dish! Why on Earth should such a beauty be trapped in a refugee camp in Senegal? It's not fair and I can't stand that. So, I set out for the rescue. 'Operation get Elizabeth out’ (and get the Dollars in the Swiss account).

I made the call.                                                                        

"Hello. This is Rev. Campchurch speaking. How may I help you"?

"Hello Rev. I will like to speak to Elizabeth Monibag. I am Andropov from Choparia. I am her friend".

"Ok. Hold on for her please".

After 4 seconds, a female voice responded;

"Hi. My dear 'Andrew Paul'. I am happy you call finally. I have been waiting for your call because I have faith in you. You are my only way out and ..."

I had to cut her for she seemed to exited.

"Er... How are you today? How is Dakar"?

"It's fine. Only that I am suffering here without water, no food, no cloths, no ..."

And again I had to cut her short.

"Ok. Okay! I am here now and everything is going to be fine"

"Thank very much in the name of God"

Hmmm!

The rest of the gist was to prepare our meeting in my country.

To facilitate that, I had to pay some money to Rev. Campchurch to assist her exit. I was glad I did. To ensure my treasure comes to me, I had to.

I will spare you the legal proceedings. I don't really have a stomach for legal jargons.

Well, everything done, I met my Elizabeth. Did I hear you say 'Wow'! Yea right. I am

a champ. And yes, she is a treasure.

After claiming the Millions of Dollar from the Swiss account, we got married in a private Hall in Eko Hotel, Lagos. It had to be private. With US$7.4M in 'our' name, I no fit shout.

And the rest they say is History. We are living happily ever after.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Marriage Trust

When life's long whip I bear
And strong though the heart may be
I shed a tear
It does not mean I am weak
I tell you very solemly my Dear
The heart is only meek

Take this heart therefore
And keep it safe
Like no one has ever done before
Do it for our sake
Your tenderness do implore
And show me your sweetness, my Mate

For Ours is forever
On Earth together
And in the life after
Sharing the Laughter

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Remembering St. Nobert

St. Nobert was a Catholic priest who lived in the twelfth century in the  French region of Premontre.
He founded a religious Order known as the Praemonstratensians or the Norbertines whose task was aimed at combating rapant heresies, revitalizing many of the faithfuls who had grown indifferent and dissolute, plus effecting peace and reconciliation among enemies.

Norbert entertained no pretensions about his own ability to accomplish this multiple task. Even with the aid of a good number of men who joined his Order, he realized that nothing could be effectively done without God’s power. Finding his help especially in devotion to the Blessed Sacrament, he and his Norbertines praised God for success in converting heretics, reconciling numerous enemies and rebuilding faith in indifferent believers.

He became archbishop of Magdeburg in central Germany, a territory half pagan and half Christian
and courageously continued his work for the church until he died on 6th June, 1134.

At a time when our society is suffering from all of the vices St. Nobert sought to address (Heresy, weakening christian faithfulls and enimity), it is important therefore to emulate the courage and zeal shown by St. Nobert so as to work towards a better society for our children.

I pray that the good Lord, God of the Heavens and of the Earth, may guide us accordingly as we put our hope in Him.
May the terror in our land end as we revitalize the peoples faith and reconcile enemies. Amen.

_Andropov Abuul

Monday, 3 June 2013

SOWING WITH FAITH

Our Prayer...
That In The Month Of  'mber
When We Shall Gather
With The Harvester
In The Name Of God Our Father
Ours Shall Be Laughter
For Today In Good Deed
We Sowed A Seed
And Even Among Weed
We Know These Seed Shall Succeed
...through Christ Our Lord

_Andropov Abuul